The Gentle Pony

Your mother eats lunch for breakfast Womens S - Cranberry Womens S - Gold Mens S - Cranberry Mens S - Creme Mens S - Gold Mens S - Gray Mens S - Green Mens S - Royal Blue Mens M - Cranberry Mens M - Gold Mens M - Green Mens M - Navy Blue Mens M - Red Mens M - Royal Blue Mens L - Cranberry Mens L - Gold Mens L - Gray Mens L - Green Mens L - Royal Blue Mens XL - Gold Mens XL - Green Mens XL - Royal Blue Mens 2XL - Gold	The more I know of men... the more I like chickens Womens S - Gold Mens XS - Gray Mens S - Gold Mens M - Gold Mens M - Gray Mens M - Green Mens M - Royal Blue Mens L - Gold Mens L - Green Mens L - Royal Blue Mens XL - Gold Mens XL - Gray Mens XL - Green	I'd rather be kicking you in the face Mens S - Black Mens S - Navy Blue Mens S - White Mens M - Black Mens M - Navy Blue Mens M - White Mens L - Black Mens L - Navy Blue Mens L - White Mens XL - Black Mens XL - Navy Blue Mens XL - White Mens 2XL - Black

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms Mens XS - Gray Mens S - Creme Mens S - Green Mens S - Royal Blue Mens M - Gold Mens M - Red Mens M - Royal Blue Mens L - Gray Mens L - Green Mens L - Royal Blue Mens XL - Gray Mens XL - Green	Economists do it with models Womens S - Cranberry Womens S - Gold Mens XS - Gray Mens S - Cranberry Mens S - Creme Mens S - Gold Mens S - Gray Mens S - Green Mens S - Royal Blue Mens M - Cranberry Mens M - Gold Mens M - Gray Mens M - Green Mens M - Navy Blue Mens M - Red Mens M - Royal Blue Mens L - Cranberry Mens L - Gold Mens L - Gray Mens L - Green Mens L - Royal Blue Mens XL - Gold Mens XL - Gray Mens XL - Green Mens XL - Royal Blue Mens 2XL - Gold	Chris died for your sins (from the show "Weeds") Womens S - Gold Mens XS - Gray Mens S - Creme Mens S - Gold Mens S - Gray Mens S - Green Mens S - Royal Blue Mens M - Gold Mens M - Gray Mens M - Green Mens L - Gold Mens L - Gray Mens L - Green Mens L - Royal Blue Mens XL - Gold Mens XL - Gray Mens XL - Green Mens 2XL - Gold

All shirts are $15.95. You can pay by credit card through Paypal or Google Checkout, though I prefer Google Checkout (lower fees). Shipping is calculated at actual cost, but it's about $2.50 in US & Canada, $7 elsewhere. I ship worldwide. All shirts are American Apparel brand which is very high-quality and way comfortable("Kicking" is Fruit of the Loom, but that's still a good brand). Women's sizes are about 1.5 sizes below men's on average. Women's sizes also have a slightly different "form" than men's, but the difference is really quite small. See men's sizing chart here. Questions? Comments? Email me at For more t-shirts, go to my bro's site The T-Shirt Insurgency, which was recently featured in the Washington Post here! For more info, see the FAQ. For more pics, click on the pics.