The Gentle Pony

Your mother eats lunch
for breakfast

The more I know of men...
the more I like chickens

I'd rather be kicking
you in the face

You can't hug your children
with nuclear arms

Economists do it with models

  • All shirts are $15.95, stickers are $1.95. If paying in BitCoin, shirts are 0.3 BTC, stickers 0.1 BTC; contact me to pay. Shipping for shirts is cheap, shipping for stickers is FREE.
  • All shirts are American Apparel brand which is very high-quality and way comfortable ("Kicking" is Fruit of the Loom, but that's still a good brand).
  • Women's sizes are about 1.5 sizes below men's on average. Women's sizes also have a slightly different "cut" than men's, but the difference is pretty minor. See men's sizing chart here.
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