Are the shirts high-quality?
Very. All shirts are American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Uni-sex T-Shirts. More info on American Apparel's site here. The exception is "I'd rather be kicking you in the face", which is Fruit of the Loom. But that's also a good brand! All shirts are pre-shrunk.

Will my shirt fit?

• We have both men's and women's sizes. Women's sizes are about 1.5 sizes below men's on average. Women's sizes also have a slightly different "form" than men's, but the difference is really quite small.
• American Apparel run a bit tighter than avg, so if you are in-between sizes it is best to order the next size larger. The American Apparel sizing chart is here.

When will I get my shirt?
I promise I'll ship your shirt within 3 days of your order, probably sooner. And I ship by USPS First Class, and that usually takes between 2-4 days depending on your location within the US. The shirts will be shipping from Seattle, by the way.

I want to make a return.
Send me an email.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes. Shipping to Canada is $2.75. To the UK & Australia is $7.50. Elsewhere is generally $7.50 or a couple dollars more. Email me to check, or you can just purchase the shirt and I'll email you an invoice for the remainder.

I have a question about volume discounts/shipping/life?
Email me!