The Gentle Pony
I'd rather be kicking
you in the face


It's true. I have this irrational obsession with kicking people in the face. I guess I watched too many Van Damne movies as a kid but nothing gets my blood flowing like the thought of executing a spinning-hook kick into the side of someone's temple right as they are taking a sip of orange juice thereby causing them to spill it all over the place. If you're the same way, this shirt's for you.